48 percent fun.

They should wrote pop songs about Mondays sucking. Oh wait. They do.

You know, I used to be a huge proponent of Mondays. You wake up all rested from the weekend, with a lot of rest and time to flatten your hair... it was the best of all days.

Then I moved to 18-hour-Mondays New Orleans and now I feel drained and empty, like on all Mondays. At least I cleaned the stove.